--- title: 10 great golf quotes millennials will appreciate description: 10 great golf quotes millennials will appreciate. image: https://nextgengolf.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dan-marino.jpg --- [![nextgengolf-white-logo.png](https://nextgengolf.org/wp-content/themes/theme46788/images/nextgengolf-white-logo.png "nextgengolf-white-logo.png")](https://nextgengolf.org/) - [NCCGA](https://nextgengolf.org/college-golf/nccga/) - [City Tour](http://nextgengolf.org/city-tour) - [Blog](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/) - [About](https://nextgengolf.org/about-us/) - [About Us](https://nextgengolf.org/about-us/) - [Press](https://nextgengolf.org/press/) - [Golf Jobs](https://nextgengolf.org/job-board/) - Resources - [Golf Equipment Deals](https://nextgengolf.org/golf-equipment-deals-nextgengolf-members/) - [Find Golf Discounts](https://nextgengolf.org/best-golf-discounts-in-each-state/) - [Indoor Golf Facilities](https://nextgengolf.org/app/find-indoor-golf-facilities) # Everyone can use a little golf help Subscribe NCCGA City Tour Industry Subscribe Enter a valid email address - [College Golf](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/college-golf) - [Golf Help](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/golf-help) - [Golf Industry](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/golf-industry) - [All Topics](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/topics) - [New Posts](https://blog.nextgengolf.org) - [College Golf](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/college-golf) - [Golf Help](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/golf-help) - [Golf Industry](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/golf-industry) # [10 great golf quotes millennials will appreciate](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/golf-help/10-great-golf-quotes-for-millennials) By [Travis Richardson](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/golf-help/author/travis-richardson) - [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [![10 great golf quotes millennials will appreciate](https://nextgengolf.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dan-marino.jpg)](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/golf-help/10-great-golf-quotes-for-millennials) There are a lot of great golf quotes out there, but here are 10 of our favorites which we think [millennial golfers](http://www.nextgengolf.org) can appreciate. Enjoy! **1)** If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin **2)** The golf swing is like sex: you can't be thinking of the mechanics of the act while you're doing it. - Dave Hill **3)** To play golf you need goofy pants and a fat ass. - Happy Gilmore **4)** That putt had more breaks than a government job. - Brian Weis **5)** It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling. - Al McGuire **6)** Swing hard in case you hit it. - Dan Marino![dan marino great golf quotes](https://nextgengolf.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dan-marino.jpg) **7)** Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot. - Dave Marr **8)** The proper score for a businessman golfer is 90. If he is better than that he is neglecting his business. If he's worse, he's neglecting his golf. - St Andrews Rotary Club Member **9)** A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave. - Jack Nicklaus **10)** While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. - Henry Youngman Do you know some great golf quotes? Tweet them to us [@Nextgolfer](http://www.twitter.com/nextgolfer) ***\*\*\*Kris Hart is the CEO of Nextgengolf, and frequent user of witty quotes. Contact him on Twitter @collegegolfguy.*** ### Subscribe to stay up to date Previous article [Golf GPS Watch by GolfBuddy Passes the Test](https://blog.nextgengolf.org/golf-help/golfbuddy-gps-watch-passes-the-test) Next article [Death of Golf? 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